Month: April 2018
Well, I don’t want to knock saving lives, but a Porsche will save your soul. I think it was either Jesus or the Buddha that said that a Porsche will get you through times of no women better than a woman will get you through times of no Porsches.
Life is a buffet…and most poor bastards are starving to death
Auntie Mame
you know what’s fucking scary? the fact that i could literally change my life at any moment. i could stop talking to everyone that makes me unhappy. i could kiss whoever i want. i could shave my head or get on a plane or take my own life. nothing is stopping me. the world is in my hands, and i have no idea what to do with it.
man kann keine faust machen wenn man überall die finger drinn hat..
pro tip: before you lie, make sure you are smarter than the person you are lying to
kate quigley
when your life is sad it’s really only sad to you, it’s your life
lazy
i know my life sounds like an endless parade of fun and women – wich it kind of is
Charlie Goodson
with my mother, communication is the key not doing it really works
fear, doubts first cousin
Is eh ois egal oder håt ois an Sinn? Wieso trau I mi ned so sei wie I bin? Waun hoit ma fest? Waun låsst ma los? Wie bleibt ma kloan und wie wird ma groß? Wie tiaf kånn ma foin wånn ma in Bod’n verliert Wie schee is des Gfühl wånn ma’s fliag’n probiert Warum? Woher? Wohi? I fråg amoi in Wind Kann I irgendwann wieda so sein wie a Kind…
Reinhard Fendrich
richtige Frauen nehmen ihren Mann wie er ist, und verändern ihn dann trotzdem..
When it comes down to it. I let them think what they want. If they care enough to bother with what I do. Then I’m already better than them
Marilyn Monroe
Diagnose: Frau
people are like books, if the cover doen’t catch, no one bothers to read what’s inside
Wie viele Psychotherapeuten braucht man um eine Glühbirne zu wechseln? Nur einen, aber die Glühbirne muss es wirklich wollen
Success is going from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm
acting is character, if we never did anything we would’t be anybody
Erst kommt das Fressen, dann kommt die Moral
B. Brecht
action expresses priorities
ghandi
if your not willing to pretend to be something youre not, to help someone you dont realy care about then what’s the point at therapie
Charlie Goodson
Wachsende Altersarmut: Immer mehr Rentner werden von Enten gefüttert..
the world is a circle circus
the most dangerous thing in life is to play it save
casey neistat